So during the Argentina-USA semifinal in men's basketball, anal-yst Doug Collins goes off about how the Chinese and international fans at the Olympics are adoring the American ballers - that they're revered "heroes" this and that.
Let me give you some stats that you won't find in the post-game media releases...
Number of GEDs:
Number of criminal convictions:
Number of fugly, trashy-looking tatts:
